Yeah, kinda. I’m not 100% sure though.
Pretty good, yeah. Sometimes is hurts a little.
Only green ones.
Crunchy and salty unless they are a day old, in which case, soft and runny.
Papier-mâché.
10
Ward Cleaver.
When I was 14, I think.
My favorite is jackrabbit.
It’s too offensive; I can’t say it here.
The Wonder Years.
Keyser Söze.
There will be a flood of certain proportions.
A woman will come into power in East Asia that will cause upheaval.
Security forces in the middle east will turn on their erstwhile leader.
The President of the United States will appoint a very controversial administrator.
Broccoli will be refused.
Hurricanes will batter the coast like no time previously.
Corn stocks will dwindle.
The Republican party will use undue persuasion to get a controversial bill passed.
The Democrats will vote for and against a bill that will lose all of them votes.
Elections in remote areas.
Pants will fall down and cause embarrassment.
The UN will suffer losses in personnel.
Suicide attacks will devastate buildings heretofore un-devastated.
Unrest.
Elected officials in the US and Britain will be caught in separate sex scandals.
A very famous man accused of rape will not have committed “rape.”
Children will get fatter than previously known possible.
School bus crash not caused by driver of bus.
Teenagers will eventually see their parents for people rather than dictators.
African nations will (figuratively) hold hands in solidarity against wrongdoers.
Conspiracy.
Ten more nuclear power plants will stop operating.
Unprecedented flooding and subsequent looting causes sadness and distress of unknown proportion.
World leaders unite to recognize a day of recognition.
Prayers for rain go unanswered.
People will do what they do.
Vatican City
Pro-Life and Chastity Conference, Manila, Philippines
Banghazi, Libya
Celebration of Swans, Yukon Territory, Canada
Dakotas State House tours
Gasthof Spring Festival, Gasthof Amish Village, Montgomery, IN
Hell
7th InnoBev Global Beverages Summit (soft drinks), Washington, DC
Dormroom Staycation with homework
Kazakhstan (anywhere, really)
automatic nose wiper
zero-gravity oom-pah band
smartphone app for itch relief
christmas treehouse
bra store for men: Victor’s Secret
learn to play any Pomplemoose song on any instrument
get ready to audition for The Assistant
learn to say “please help me wipe, I am in distress” in 100 languages
map out route for bad smell tour of USA
write own episode of Two And A Half Men
cheese coffee
Van Morrison karaoke marathon
woo Kate Winslet
build a better mousetrap
weigh 1 pound
eat only sticks and lettuce
more papier mâché
carry on more delightful conversations
no bee stings!
rock and roll god
learn to architect buildings that are slightly better than Gehry/Gaudi
socks on, then shoes
acquire American Express Centurion card
caveman hobbies
drink more/start smoking (non-filters)
promotions/demotions, who cares?
draw perfect circle freehand
abs of lead
stock market domination
repeal health care (not health care bill)
win superbowl
punch in the gut
moldy cheese in my stocking
Real Housewives DVD set
Justin Bieber anything
socks
famine
filibuster
bacon jello
squinkies, zoobles, or sing-a-ma-jigs
interminable sadness
stabbed thigh by pairing knife
origami genitals
Christ, reborn
yodel
sample different perfumes
calisthenics
release mice
alphabet, repeatedly, very loud
bombs
baked beans
political debate with pilot
train dog to speak
train boyfriend to speak
obstacle course
theology lecture
kick my fucking seat or use it as support to stand up—use your arm rests. I’m trying to sleep, damn it. Oh, and don’t use my seat for support as you walk down the aisle either. There is a handy little hand-hold right under the overhead compartments for that. Check it!
Suitcase
DeLaShawn
Tamynder
Strep
Track
Yanzi
NeLeo
D’Toothbrush
Travin
Fortune-La
Sunnydayteatime
Hopechest
Ha-Ronnie
%
Rickeedee
Jimbobfordfocus
Toyotamatic
DaVinchy
Lesbeyonce
Sleepytime
Terrorists
Republican Partytime
French Beret
Open For Business
Old and the Wrinklys
Impotents
Ukelele Slingers
Boring and Lame
Dachsund Corps
Plumbing Disaster
The New York Beat
Real Estate
Slime Rollers
jail
landfill
dirty pond
bad restaurant
Arkansas
hell
hell in a handbasket
anywhere in a handbasket
handbasket factory
place that smells nasty
torture chamber
Painville
work
Svalbard
